Laugh away your sorrow: A husband's vow

A woman once asked her husband;

Wife:    Honey, do you love me?" 

Husband:  Yes, I love you".

Wife:   Are you sure you won't betray me?"

Husband:  Never, I won't.

Wife:    Promise me that you will never climb another woman's chest, except me.

Husband:  I promise, I won't.

Few months later, the woman got an information that her husband had impregnated another woman somewhere else. She was furious! When her husband returned from work, she confronted him violently.

Wife:     Dear, why did you do this to me?

Husband:  What are you talking about? I didn't get you.

Wife:     So, you have impregnated someone else, despite your vows never to climb another woman's chest🤔

Husband:  My vow for you still stands.

Wife:    (Shouts angrily) How do you mean?

Husband:  It's true I impregnated another woman, but I never climbed her chest. Anytime I wanted to do it, I made sure I entered through either sides, or from behind 😀

Joke written by Odunayo Ogunmodede

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