JOKES: Like Father, Like Son

Father:  (Flogging his son) You are a stupid boy, good for nothing!

Son:   (Crying) Daddy please forgive me, I can explain!!

Father:  Explain what? Explain why you still failed WAEC the third time?

Son:    (Still crying profusely) Yes dad, I can explain.

Father:  Ok, tell me, I want to hear.

Son:   You always tell me  it's good for a male child to resemble his father.

Father:  Yesss!! I said so.

Son:    And you said during your time in secondary school, you wrote WAEC 7 times.

Father:   (Stammers) Ye....sss!! But at that time, education was still very valuable, and not like this your generation! And moreover, I never discussed the number of times I wrote WAEC with you!

Son:   Yes dad, but I overheard you when you were playing with mummy in the kitchen some years back and you mentioned it. 

Father:   (Shocked) What was your mummy's response then?

Son:   Mummy said she wrote hers 9 times. But I've told Bola to make sure she writes her own WAEC nothing less than 9 times when it's times, because it's good for a female child to take after her mother as well.

Father:  (Cane falls down  from his hand) What!

Son:  Moreover dad, generation has nothing to do with this. I just wrote three sets of WAEC, and I'm still going to 7, because I always pray to be like you.

Father:  (Changes the story😀) See, myself and your mother were only joking that time. What I was telling her was that I wrote only 7 subjects in my WAEC, and she said she wrote 9!

Light fades😀😀😀

Odunayo Ogunmodede,

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